I don’t really have anything incredibly important to write about, but this place is looking lonely.  I figure I have to have something interesting to talk about.

Let’s see…

Well, there was the 2 weeks of sobriety I forced unto myself at the beginning of April.  I had been going out, my alcohol tolerance was getting progressively larger and larger, and my asshole antics were getting out of hand.  I decided that 2 weeks of detox would do my body some good, so I spent two weekends making wire earring stands and partying sober style on Homo Hill.  Of course, the day I decided to go dry was the day my friend informed me that two of her friends from Washington D.C. were going to be in town for a visit, and my presence was expected.  I don’t think I’ve ever done a gay bar while sober, and truth be told, I don’t know which state of mind makes things funnier.  I witnessed one Korean homo pinning another Korean homo against a car while squealing “YOU ARE HIV, BITCH!” and I remembered it the next day.  How novel.

While it was nice being sober for a bit, I of course have returned to drinking.  Things are a little more under control these days.  Yeah, so I ended up naked in a Korean sauna at 4:00 A.M. with 3 of my closest friends this past Tuesday night (don’t judge, Wednesday was a holiday).  People have been trying to drag me to the sauna since my Daejeon days, but modesty got in the way.  Turns out I just need a bit of soju and some whiskey to not give a shit, and honestly, it was pretty awesome.  I got a foot massage, laid on some hot rocks, and soaked in some baths.  I feel kind of stupid for fighting it for so long.

Sleep time!